in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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