hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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