what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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