my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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