i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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