In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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