yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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