Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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