so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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