people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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