It's like God shit irony all over that family
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
