The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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