I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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