I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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