so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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