I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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