I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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