i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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