Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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