ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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