i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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