Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My dad is sitting where you rode me
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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