So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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