Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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