He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you. Go after that dick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I know her cup size but not her name....
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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