Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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