R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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