Sponge bath it is.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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