i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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