I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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