Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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