i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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