THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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