Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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