if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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