Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize