Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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