Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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