My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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