see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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