She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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