lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
4 words: hood of his car
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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