This girl is more easily done than said...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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