I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My vagina is officially offended.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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