No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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