Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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