Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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