8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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