we're blogging at a bar
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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