i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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