found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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