DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i need some magic done to my vagina
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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