um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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