margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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