New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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