Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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