Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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